Before, I embark on pulling the cotton wool
out of you, Brandon Lewis; I’d like to say it was an honest mistake made by my
keyboard in fast-moving circumstances. I write a fair amount under fast-moving
circumstances and every-so-often my keyboard goes off on a tangent without my
knowledge.
Hopefully, you’ll accept my apology; because I don’t want
a reply claiming it wasn’t honest or a mistake… keyboards don’t randomly write
stuff of their own accord; we all know this happens... prime example the
fast-moving random key tapping of rubbish from the ‘Daily Mail’ --- In true, odious fashion you can be assured I won’t
intervene or correct any honest mistakes duly of the notion working under a
fast-moving conditions forbids competency; as you know Brandon Lewis.
Dare I say it,
unlike Laura Kuenssberg who tweeted in Lewis’s defence; Whitehall source says ‘we honoured the Labour pairs – this was an
honest mistake and wouldn’t have made a difference to the result.’ The night before those vital votes… Andrea
Leadsom on ‘Newsnight’ gave her and
The Conservative’s word that pairing will take place… being a body language
expert I knew this was a lie and time and time again she engineered
fabrications; I added the discrepancy to a long list of incompetence and
untruths. Put it this way, the list looks like Elton John’s coming out… again
party guest-list from the yuppy 1980s. This is a crime of fast-moving total
incompetence. Something the Tory-Sharp-Shouter-Kuenssberg
can gloss over for it only breaches parliamentary rules and regulations, ‘nothing serious’ -- the chaos was signified by a Chief Whip Julian Smith who stated the
obvious: Lewis was asked to Vote in
error; as if this resolves the issue - but cloth-eared Lewis knew he should wave his vote after being paired
with Jo Swinson.
This subsequently
galvanised Jo Swinson, while heavily pregnant she had to send electronic communications airing on
the ire, saying; “neither honest nor a
mistake;” demonstrated how Brandon Lewis views women and the gestation
period -- absolutely zero respect to the biological plight of women. Brandon Lewis,
your cuddly, human size koala bear clumsiness proves to me you’re full of
carpet fluff from neck up and cotton-wool from neck down. Ye-s, you’re unfit
for office and deserve to be moth-eaten in a toy cupboard. Letting you out into the wider community is
surely a risk and of course you didn’t disappoint – I am referring to an ‘equal
opportunity’ tweet: ‘I want to make sure we’re the party of equal opportunity.’
I can imagine Jo Swinson choked into her mug of Horlicks at 2.53 AM when she
read those delusional words, ‘equal opportunity?’ – There’s nothing remotely
equal about your opportunistic voting antics - action speaks louder than a
superfluous tweet.
I particularly
appreciate the pink tinge on your complexion Brandon Lewis, if your social
media followers weren’t convinced that you were advocating equal opportunity, I
am certain the added pink did the trick; albeit, don’t rely on a tri-tone graphic
enhancer next time.. Consider chucking your moth-eaten self into a washing
machine with a red sock and turn it onto forty degrees for a mix wash, that’ll
do it. While reading your speech, Brandon
Lewis, I found myself racking my brains from the first paragraph: who the heck
are Victoria and Helena? They’ve made an enormous contribution to public life
in this country, alas, I’ve not heard of them. Is this another case of pairing gone wrong…? Were you expecting Victoria Beckham and Helena Bonham Carter to pinch your koala jowls and pout
for the photographers?
Indeed,
‘politics works best when it is
representative of the communities it serves’ – although, I can imagine Jo
Swinson choked into her mug of Horlicks at 3.08 AM when she read that
delusional sentence from your speech. The irony is, isn’t it the job of the Party
Chairman to abide by parliament practices, henceforth, enable a representative
of a community to serve their community. Why you owe Jo Swinson a Vote on your
behalf, i.e. say the Final Brexit deal, that’ll even out the non-democratic
shambles we have at present. To clarify,
by Lewis’s own admission, politics works best when a representative *can serve their constituency* -- Swinson
as it stands couldn’t, Lewis removed that right, by default. I’ll say there’s a total breakdown of
certitude in UK politics on your watch Brandon Lewis as Party Chairman. Meaning
there’s significant ramifications for this remainder of the parliament; under
the basic rule: Respect, is deemed foiled and questionable at best and this
alone breaches the constitution.
Again talk is cheap
when it comes to the gender pay gap, so by boasting it is at the lowest level
on record; this is an invalid statement of the simple notion the pay gap is not
of a binary status across the spectrum. Furthermore, this is patronising to
working women who know this and experience the pay gap debacle at
first-hand. At least adopt the Iceland
model by asking corporations to prove female / male pay equality - this can
easily be achieved by introducing more aggressive pay gap reforms under the
Equality Act (2010).
Brandon Lewis’s
ridiculous comment that equal opportunity is just the start for the Tories; the
EOC was set up under the Sex Discrimination Act (1975) – Notably, on the watch
of a Labour administration. Another odious comment that there’s a particular challenge for MPs who have to
vote whilst on parental leave… Where’s the challenge, there’s a simple
process in place? And this is where it gets interesting… Brandon Lewis then said this: “When mistakes are made it’s not good
enough… That is why I apologised to Jo Swinson. I didn’t know that I was paired
with her.” I can prove your
deception Brandon Lewis. Jo Swinson wrote on ‘Twitter’ – ‘This is calculated, deliberate breaking of trust by government whips
to win at all costs.’ She then continues to comment which proves Lewis’s
deception. ‘Brandon abstained in
afternoon divisions, but voted in the two crunch votes after 6PM. There’s a
word for it – cheating.’ Surely, if
Brandon Lewis *abstained in afternoon divisions* he was aware of his pairing
with Jo Swinson.
Evidence that Lewis knew about the pairing - see 'abstained' in afternoon divisions |
Here’s the paradox,
recently, Brandon Lewis wrote in the Daily Mail about Jeremy Corbyn. ‘How much longer is the party going to put
with a leader who obfuscates about his past ….. Refuses to be accountable for his actions…’ By this moral standard and self-admission
Brandon Lewis, I expect to read your Party Chairman Resignation letter. Overall,
this’ll help us create a country that works for everyone because politics works
best when MPs are not cheating the system and being disingenuous.
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