Rees-Mogg: Johnny West Cowboy or Gregorian Monk Nazi?

Jacob Rees-Mogg reminds me of the 'Johnny West' Cowboy toy of the 1970s; the doll was progressive for its epoch and boasted of having... 101 movable positions and 20 changeable pieces of wild west gear.

Naturally, I've yet seen Rees-Mogg wear twenty outfits -- however Johnny West's one facial expression could've been modeled on Rees-Mogg; these days Johnny West simply cannot compete with modern day interactivity; unlike Rees-Mogg who interacts ubiquitously in an incessant paradox of irony; neither making sense nor wallowing in porcus excrement; over the year it has been brought to my attention there's a requirement to melt the Jacob Rees-Mogg under a Bunsen burner flame before the toy does any more damage to the UK. Tough times equates to tough measures.

Sometimes you don't know when Jacob becomes Johnny or when Johnny becomes Jacob, the two are entwined as a Tory-Plastic-Military-Action-Figure mono-entity. Curiously, I originally witnessed this kinship on July 11th 2017, during a BBC interview: Rees-Mogg expressed ebullience after winning the Brexit vote; before you knew it, he drew from the hip a smartphone and as quick as lightening BBC viewers were listening to a Gregorian chant from the 10th century. Not only was Jacob a Johnny doppelgänger, his remarkable hand trigger speed replicated Johnny Wests, who was infinitely ready for action. One of Johnny West's character traits was being one step ahead and consider all options at lightening momentum. Rees-Mogg obviously knew this for 'Moggmentum' is an actual (Twitter) movement specifically to get Johnny / Jacob into Number Ten - this all seems incredibly cavalier-esque doesn't it? Almost cuddly ye-h; even Victoria Cohen Mitchell has a soft spot for Jacob / Johnny and she's been a professional poker player in the wild west - without doubt Rees Mogg's poker-face mono-entity coming up with four aces.

An infamous report announced that Jacob's flourishing popularity in uncertain political times spells toxic national danger; of the knowledge for those who gain political impetus in such divided epochs are despots in disguise. Why I felt it was necessary to strip back the 'Moggmentum.' The late Lord Rees-Mogg's memoir exposes the reverence and benevolence he had with media tycoon Rupert Murdoch personally and professionally. In this 'new doctrine' his so-called media empire deserves attention and rightly so... close scrutiny: William Rees-Mogg like his son Jacob inherently are attracted to the rosy cheek, cigar smoking, 'people power' dissidents; i.e. Rupert Murdoch and Nigel Farage - a few may coin the expression as a 'brown-noser.' Hence-forth, a behemoth plaudit from Lord Rees-Mogg said that Murdoch had been an excellent proprietor for The Times, but also for Fleet Street in 2011.

For intolerable reasons the free press is run by private firms... why the West's democracy is an interferred animal, aimlessly circumnavigating its closure waiting for a despot to put it out of its misery. George Orwell tinkered with the concept that fundamentally private firm discourse tended to end up being disingenuous via the edit process; Murdoch obviously took it as a ritual. Now his children run his empire; isn't it outlandishly North Korean? Although, you feel it was only correct that Lord Rees-Mogg's boy Jacob should have a slot in The Times deemed as a dignified 'expert.' Indeed, how I long to bathe in the phantasmagorical 'heaven of Brexit' dear Jacob, I'll be slightly miffed if I don't hear the Gregorian chant echoing around the chambers of my lobes while infinitely configuring the value of national protectionism. By unraveling the cuddly 'Moggmentum' movement's doctrine (cue interview comment of being PM). I won't be surprise to compute a synergy directly to the not so mellow Gregorian chant; notably, Alban Schachleiter a Roman Catholic Benedictine monk who dabbled in echoed tones in unison. His bond and adoration for Nazism and especially Adolf Hitler is renown and his Roman Catholicism bestowed the radicalism of his anti-Semitic faith which inadvertently aided in founding heinous propaganda under the volkisch Bund Bayern und Reich. 

Schachleiter's momentum harvested affiliations with the Munich Catholic hierachy at this period in the 1920s there was no such thing as 21st C censorship or extreme regulation - for the fascism quest was to indoctrinate education via infecting professors, politicians and composers... the Gregorian chant the glue to Schachleiter's momentum. 'Moggmentum' is merely replicating Schachleiter's momentum in the 1920s, via the Gregorian chant. The personal ideological similarities are uncanny ----- Rees Mogg claimed to have retired to a 'Trappist Monastry' if the European Union Referendum vote swung just 5% in 2016. An order of severe Catholic observance following the rule of St. Benedict, and therefore following in the footsteps of Nazi Alban Schachleiter - to cap this theme, Rees-Mogg is a devout Roman Catholic why any notion of exacting 'a vow of silence' being a harmless joke is non-compliant with reality.      

In hindsight, a Rees-Mogg character endorsement isn't worth the paper it is written on, nor is his public mood evaluation, when asked about political outcomes in a recent interview he said: “My political forecasts have been wrong so I wouldn’t take any notice of anything I forecast. I thought we’d win comfortably right up until two minutes to 10 on election night.”  Yet on his self-endorsed 'Moggmentum' Twitter account he tweets on March 29th 2018: "Interesting YouGov poll, Theresa May the clear favourite out of herself and Jeremy Corbyn as the preferred leader for tackling Brexit --- what's more noteworthy is that among Labour supporters 40% say neither and just 34% say Corbyn."  Presumably its not worth taking note of what 'Moggmentum' posts even if its about polls to which Rees-Mogg is not qualified to comment on nor predict - Alas Jacob proudly endorses his desideratum to reach Number Ten -- via limitless 'Moggmentum.'


Although when asked about the top job he says: "The office of Prime Minister is done as a duty, not as a bit of a laugh. One of the reasons people admire Theresa May is that she is a very dutiful person and serves because it’s her duty. She does it very properly and with a lot of popularity.”  Why of course Rees-Mogg does fortnightly 'Moggcasts' on the 'ConservativeHome' website and why on his self-promotion website it unmistakably claims 'Moggmentum' is a grass roots movement to get Jacob Rees-Mogg into Number Ten; I doubt very much he means by being a permanent guest at the famous address of Theresa and Philip May -- not with having six children hanging on Rees-Mogg's coat tail and encouraging Downing Street's rodent moderator back onto the Prime Minister's archaic but polished furnishings. On the other-hand, perhaps this is what Alban Schachleiter a Roman Catholic Benedictine monk did with Adolf Hitler, I'm sure they just discussed jovial issues in the 1930s such as: 'Walter the Softy' attire and 'Johnny West's 101movable positions and made it into a Gregorian styled chant.©NeroBertrandInstitute2018

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