Sign of a Dictator

Why ruin your voice by doing interviews?  The Maybot doesn’t want to use up her lubrication oil on the likes of the News Vulture, Jon Snow on grounds that the UK hasn’t stockpiled on lubrication for the last six months, so it makes sense to save the vocal cords and watch ‘The Chase’ instead; albeit, remembering not to blurt out all the answers to hubby and all-round-software-installer Philip. Lubrication in the Maybot household is particularly scarce during Conference Season, because it unfortunately coincides with the Maybot having a Birthday; which means lubrication is used elsewhere on the rusty old crow.

As the Media Complaints mount up on the doormat of Number Ten, there is a sense that this is the start of the end of the romance between the Maybot and Media outlets. All relationships have rocky periods alas you can’t think that Theresa has the gumption to invite Jon Snow to watch ‘The Chase’ with her and Philip. I would, I’d happily order in an ‘Ocado’ potato salad for three, primarily to dip celery sticks into, and joke about saving my voice for a Laura Kuenssberg interview later that week.  Notably, the last interview with Laura didn’t go to plan; for there was a questionable flicker in the Maybot’s retina which said: ‘was that a sufficient non-answer….’ Usually Laura approaches one word sentences without heed, although, I could see Laura anguishing over the pre-programmed answers the Maybot gave. Not good when an interviewee appears infuriatingly fatigued on camera – it’s usually due to the pathetic conundrum they find themselves in. Aye, the transfixed glares of a dehumanized entity gyrates on the human mind if exposed to it at lengthily intervals; why I believe political commentators deserve time to recharge their batteries – for example: mix with fellow humans to gain a logical perspective.

Several political heavyweights may state something about May grabbing a logical perspective, not that you get this by doing Channel Four interviews or showing fake kindness to warehouse workers in Sheffield, because the voyeur knows too well the policy of capitalism under a Maybot theory resembles hard graft equates to poverty. At least Theresa didn’t insult our intelligence on a News Channel on this occasion – something to be grateful for just after ‘Eggheads.’  Ultimately, I congratulate Snow’s professionalism in not making a song and dance about Theresa’s no show while on-air; obviously a broadcasting knighthood is imminent; henceforth, I enjoyed the invitation he gave the Prime Minister that an interview is always available, in your own time and space – dependent on throat condition and availability of  lozenge medication. What came next stunned the Nation? A swagger, a dance and a sense she’s having the time of her life – reminiscence of Liam Gallagher performing on his home turf during ‘Oasis’s’ apex.

Why ruin your voice by doing interviews?  For any in-depth discourse tends to encourage profane sound bites, which defeats the objective of having a succinct plan. Quite rightly, nothing is worth saying if there’s nothing to be said - henceforth, why ruin your voice by doing interviews? By not taking to the media stage you’re saving my ears to the idiocies of soundbites and odious metaphors which have no foundations whatsoever, for our national status is too reliant on a Trade Deal with the EU; and at present no authority can second guess that outcome; let alone understand what the best outcome is – worse still there’s little traction offered on the actuality our current status in the EU is the best outcome. Why all options have to be on the table in a true democracy when ratification is slowly realised via Law. Otherwise, our national constitution is at stake… fora non-ratified UK / EU agreement can unceremoniously disentangle the UK’s desideratum and decrease national output and global influence.

Automatically, on-going trade agreements with African / Asian Blocs outside the EU will be renegotiated for the UK’s status quo has changed subsequently enough to lessen the market capacity. To think the lure will increase, is total deconstruction of economics -- meaning what was a 200 Billion GBP Trade Deal effectively will be a 30 Billion GBP on basic market influence – about 85% of UK’s appeal would be lost to the Rest of the World on the simple equation, the EU is a behemoth Trading Bloc – for proof the Euro hasn’t really slumped compared to Pound Sterling… ask yourself why? And why ruin your voice in announcing this case of ‘project fear?’

I quite understand the self-interest aspect of every Brexiter whose incumbency evolves around to what I call ‘conflicts of interest’ – i.e. selling off public assets on the sly. They’ll happily portion off Great Britain to harvest greater wealth and power and enslave the Public to anti-Human and Family working practices; look no further than the Zero Hour Contract; there’s many variations of suchlike waiting to be implemented, that breaches the ECHR. For the record, personal and national sovereignty and ‘taking back control’ is ultimately devalued in a *not United Kingdom.*    In retrospect the dictatorial position of the current administration has already happened, by Maybot choosing certain media streams to do interviews with; reneging on contractual agreements with other media outlets – this is unprecedented.

Damian McBride made a valid comment about how the governance is using newspapers to cradle absurdity that wouldn’t have been given the time of day a decade ago.  Consider it a shift into the polemical epoch when Joseph Goebbels marvelled over the murky art of manipulation in the early 1930s – the brief was to tell a big lie, incessantly inform the audience of it and before long people will believe it. Conservatism is doing this to the book by ignoring the ilk of Jon Snow and yet via the Observer and the Telegraph sends the readership repetitive balderdash, claiming that they want the Conservatives to be a party for the whole country. Entailing a unified axiom that guides all of us – security for families and the country, freedom under the rule of law and opportunity for everyone – together we can help build a better future for our country. Although, you find the policy-making is the total opposite… Does it sound familiar? There’s only so much bull excrement an ear can take so why ruin a robotic voice by feeding the robot excrement? Meanwhile, sixty five million of us are destined to polish turds.