Individuals who've known me for a durable
period knew I hadn't done any writing projects with Mr. Young or lean towards
his political stance so had practically no connection with the Toadmeister;
apart from a fleeting moment during my rock and roll years when Bon Jovi caused a stampede in the Oxford
Union and Jacob Rees-Mogg grunted and grinded up to a stone statue and said: "You're
a bald right-wing provocateur, that's
why I like you." The statue
moved: it was Toby Young, although his facial movements didn't move they were
fixed under his facial scaffolding, designed specifically to look like glasses.
The ladies and Jacob liked his chest fluff popping up from his pristine white
shirt, then a drooled out whine hit the air: "Eeeerrr, isn't there any
proper bourbon ere.... mehhhh, I hate this watered down sparrow
piss..." He immediately left,
alas you knew he'd gone off to urinate on someone elses parade, probably some
impoverished African pubescent who'd love sparrow piss if given the chance, to
help in escaping from his plight for one night.
Indirectly, you knew if Young got
appointed to the board of university regulators there would've been a
substantial amount of chest hair and bourbon involved; the sort of amount which
makes a drooled out whine sound highly intelligent. This indeed did happen, on
January 1st 2018 the OfS had Toby Young, when the hangover subsided...... it was advised that Young should resign eight
days into his prestigious tenure. Who would've guessed his past vulgarity under
the loosely termed caustic humour may rise up and nip his lardy, hairy ass;
inevitably this spreads into the realm of 'free education,' because he now has
ample time to concentrate on aiding Cambridge a 'Free School.' Plus, a chance
to hang-out in lard-y-da student bars and complain about the sparrow piss
bourbon that future Rees-Moggs go all squiffy over; ah ye-s, back to the old
academia fortress of inequality and fluffy chest hair, of the notion Mr. Young
may get some air-brained donut shaped academic position by leering at slender
kneecaps and relaying cheesey wotsit lines to find himself in the University
Scholar Room talking about his inglorious days with Boris Johnson --- whereby
instead of using a pig's head in archaic deranged rituals they hired youths
from a local boy schools, and taught them about fun and frollocks of misogyny.
How we laughed! The issue I have
about right-wing provocateurs is they're so predictable and nearly all of the
time even in sober discourse are in the land of caustic humour, ah-ye-s,
something to bend the ear of the current Prime Minister, meh, I'll leave that for another time.
Indeed, the 'mundane and disorderly' plebiscite have to digest Toby Young's
meaning and now have to consider its humouristic value: there's zero value --
just to put it mildly, it's repulsive and epitomizes 'elitism' to the book.
You'll denote the Young fascade
indicates he is a champion of the people, aiding those who're deprived on an
education and giving them an education per se, under the fanfare of 'Free
School' a education system without regulation; again you'll see the demonic
idiocy that Toby Young was appointed a university regulator; yet he doesn't
believe in authoritative procedures in education. Without the hoodlum frenzy of
social media commentary of a bygone era which obviously depicts a man who has
little social intelligence given his position of being a right-wing
provocateur, laced with self-importance and self-professed authority. The
regulator appointment regardless of duration stinks of elitism across the
spectrum. The fact that the Prime Minister endorsed his eight day tenure is an
example of the political playground antic that every taxpayer finds
distasteful, and this alone emulates the political chaos inside Westminster...
again proof they're not in touch with the social and moral will of the people.
Everyone knows this apart from Toby Young. Naturally, the ex-regulator of
universities has also commentators who've swam to his defense and why shouldn't
they? Toby is an affable chap who just can't help being Toby Young. In The
Times Jenni Russell stated: "Any partial defence of anybody's
character is immediately assumed to be
wholesale support." Her wholesale support then stated: "it's as if
we have to be black or white not human and flawed." In her defence she
is human and flawed, and apparently in context... social media is also human
and flawed, why you simply go to the offending material which Young posted and
rightly drag the specimen through the California mudslide and hope the mud
sticks, hardens and remains on Young as a reminder of his inner belief
idiocies; perhaps chisel out the letters'NAZI' on his forehead, y'know a douse
of caustic humour.
Jenni Russell relayed that we
would be devastated if we found that our character and record were not taken in
account if a wrongdoing had tarnished our work. You could argue that Young's
so-called wrongdoing was at work - being a right-wing provocateur, and ye-s,
that could be perceived as Young's character and record, on the evidence via
digital data it has been recorded, albeit, Young has decided to delete over
forty thousand of these abhorrent 140 character documents, the problem is...
they can never be properly erased for they're the digital DNA of one's
character and allegedly of the person himself, unless of course Toby Young
wasn't being the real Toby Young and that could be contrived as being deceitful
on the public platform. On a side note, deleting 40 K comments is a day's work
for Piers Morgan, according to Morgan as mentioned on BBC's 'Question Time' on
January 11th 2018. Indirectly, I applaud Jenni Russell in claiming that social
media is destroying the idea of redemption because the majority of the UK
populous never get the chance of redemption, in fact you could announce that
opportunities simply don't come their way like they do for the likes of Toby
Young, and I'm sure they will again, of the premise we reside in a rigged
system.
The irony is, Jenni Russell has a one-dimensional outlook of what
redemption entails in modern society and yet is exposing her own frail position
and opinion and getting a wage for it. To open the ideology up further, Toby
Young has written about childhood more broadly... his views on children,
education and technology is dictatorial on par with a heinous tyrant. In
'Quadrant' an Australian periodical he expressed shall we say a rather fascist
view of IVF treatment for lower income wanna-have-families who have below
average IQs... the idea is to select an intellectual embryo to address the
'problem' of ailing inter-generational social mobility. Ye-p, basically
playing God! And just for the record
Mr. Young, that position has been taken. In real terms, I hasten a guess that
fascist IVF programs will demand a physical value too: i.e. blue eyed, rotund,
blonde and speaks the language of piffle to escape the depravity of inner city
existence.
To solve the turpitude of
residing in an inner city hovel, Mr. Young has been a keen advocate for
providing the impoverished a life line.... indeed, a Free School education, to
enable future generations to climb the social ladder by being taught by
unqualified teachers - may I express the term unqualified, for the elite this
is a minor detail; and it's something a delusional administration would grasp
with both hands and applaud.... encore, encore.... ! Yes, Toby Young is
the Tory poster boy of a boy who's done good, for the Tory fascist brotherhood.
Reassured, thanks to the Brexit vote that no-one listens or tolerates experts
in Tory Britain,
I expect to witness a plethora of Toby Young's embracing the
'unqualified' ideology and talking up the theory that public services have
been hampered by so-called experts in their field for years, thus, before long
the Free Fire Service will be populated by arsonists and the Free GP will be a
video game programmer... who'll shout out: 'You win, therefore collect
pharma-world tokens to terminate your haemorrhoids and move onto stage four
whereby you'll come across old age so beware of the icy porch step." I can imagine Toby Young championing
'Free Police' claiming that reformed drug dealers were ideal for cleaning up
the streets of the knowledge they knew the druggie lingo and could ship off the
dope to suppliers who didn't reach quality standards, instead of storing every
colour of narcotics to teach dogs to sniff the stuff. Young's
announcement on 'Newsnight' may go like this: "Meeehh, there's no-one
better qualified, than drug squads made up of down and outs asking the public
for sixty pence. Well it's either that or getting in the cast of Eastenders to
do dawn raids."
Naturally, if you're not
convinced this is a good idea; then Toby Young's old mate Boris Johnson proudly
stated that his best teachers weren't officially qualified. It's proof that our
elite are thinking outside the box for they're using hospital corridors now to
treat patients; although, if Toby Young has his way... intrinsic keyhole
exploration would be done by Mike and his car mechanics and Toby Young will be
leering on the sideline squarking --- look at the baps on that!
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