Taking the Mickey!

Apparently, 52% of the nation sympathise or agree with the right-wing activism that's been evident in the 'EU' Referendum; evidence of a foreign culture in your own backyard, and I'm not referring to the immigrants. 

Tolerant 'ol Blighty has become intolerant - a foreign culture of hatred descends, and what leaves an acrid taste is that the 'Leavers' call it democracy.  followed by: 'Get over it.'

After the odious threat of having my cake-hole eternally shut by a noxious right-wing activist, I put it in my own words, rather than his...  by the way. That particular street consultation ended up with the meat-head being whisked away in a red mist of profanity.  I had a vision, this was going to be the norm; I was right; if you've suffered this same fate as I while coming up against these right-wing activists... read on.

You'd thought with the right-wing activist's profanities and vitriol towards the European Parliament, they'll be camping out in Brussells permanently, stalking the heads of the European Council, protesting about vacuum cleaners with unsatisfactory suction power and those dim energy saving light bulbs, that take an age to get up to normal brightness - you won't be surprised, they don't protest et al. Instead they choose to put 'Britain First' by making the referendum a very unpleasant experience I won't forget in a hurry. So  I've decided to protect my health if I'm in a debating vicinity with suchlike by conversing through the mindset of the colourful and famous... I'll start off by saying.... "I'm addressing you with the mindset of.... (insert cartoon character)." Suffice to say this clever tact will calm matters down somewhat because what right-wing activists despise most is real people who're rhetoric slayers who have the proven de facto. Indeed, I don't duck debates... Especially 'Mickey Mouse Politics' - for a start; 'Donald Duck' discussed the effects of reforming 'EU' working rights for cartoons - the right-wing activists may take note, concerned that cartoons may permanently go on strike and refrain from speed dashing into the 'Cartoon Network' program studios again.  Where would we be if cartoons were removed from the TV Channel? Surely, they'll be a national uproar. In hindsight, my solecism for not engaging along a Disney narrative with right-wing meat-heads are regrettable; I wished I cajoled the 'EU' debacle as a cartoon accompanied with voice-over caricaturization for authenticity - armed with 'Scooby snacks.'

Let me set the scene... life is one long animation, peoples faces are now just marker pen dots and dashes... and more dispensable... it now rains cats and dogs for real and Britain is renamed 'Brexit' which isn't a real word, not that it matters now. Y'see, clarity and reasoning is yesterday's news and policy is text speak graffiti on Polish Centres. Obviously, not Eton educated; albeit, this is our new future. In the land of 'Brexit' the 'EU' hierarchy resembles a warped perspective. Donald Tusk is Donald Duck's long lost uncle; a duck with a feathered quif that replicated a satirical tusk, this was not to be mistaken as anything comedic, rumours claim the tusk portrays Mystic Meg traits. The dour Jean-Claude Juncker is Goofy's step-dad - a canine with sad droopy eyes and barked a few words, but when he did bark, the comical clouds rapidly go dark white forks flash from their bulbous bellies. Angela Merkel is really Minnie Mouse's sister in her younger days she was called Merkel Mouse before she morphed into a political animal - (the name Angela was more appropriate, a few claim the name means a "messenger of God"). She had a thing for suits (polka dot skirts on days off) and spent a lifetime cultivating a hair lampshade to hide her extraordinary ears; albeit, doesn't miss anything.Martin Schultz is remarkably Winnie-The-Pooh's half-brother - instead of aimlessly looking for honey like Winnie, he became a bee-keeper; for a long while he didn't get stung by the worker bees but when he did his head nearly exploded and it affect a whole continent.  He's consulted 'EU' Lawyers to see about quickening up 'Article 50,' this is the naughty step.. Whereby all Mickey Mouse governments are forced to sit on for over three years like a Muppet.

This is what you get when you play 'Mickey Mouse' politics. combined with spraying worker bees with deep austerity measures... this provokes anger so they bomb tranquil picnics, tryout suicide missions like belly-flopping into pints of 'Amstel;' believing it's the route to a 'truer' sovereignty. The result has left Tigger deflated, there's nothing more tragic than witnessing eternal bouncy optimism diminished to an inelastic slump. Scenarios that affect Tigger's lucrative pension pots in a Swiss bank in London triggers downturns of gargantuan magnitudes, this dire event is highly infectious and again will anger the worker bees; hitherto many are embalmed to zero hours contracts, an entrapment of what hive they can go to at any given time.  Who or what will gift Tigger back his 'berocca'? If only 'Winnie-The-Pooh' was around, eh... thus, it's rumoured he's in Syria having been stung by pawing at a hive high on narcotics... poor Winnie. You're probably wondering where 'Mickey Mouse' is, well he has scarpered, for he has poked Angela and he never pokes Angela - no being provokes the 'messenger of God' without repercussions. Furthermore, he allegedly has disturbed Martin Schultz's hives and has voted to not water or feed 'Goofy's' step dad Jean-Claude Juncker; this goes against animal rights and his bark is getting weaker. Mickey Mouse has even threatened to put Donald Tusk's tusk on e-Bay; resulting with a the pig jumping over the cheese moon and that's no porkie-pie, indeed, welcome to the Disney World UK. Not exactly full of fun and frollocks as such, but dung and bollocks; Banksy got it about right... it is 'Dismaland;' the most foreign of cultures. You cannot imagine cartoons echoing about in the corridors of power happening under Churchill's watch; of the trepidation no being could bear being a metal soldier of satire in Churchill's 'Mickey Mouse Office;' in this bygone era all constituency representatives wanted to be taken earnestly.

Unlike today of course ever since the toffs filed out from Eton there's been an Eton mess splattering among the cacophony of squeaks from Mickey Mouse's hole. The biggest squeaker of all derived from the Eton mess splattering who is Mickey Mouse's Eton mess peer... known as Boris - no surname is required because no one in 'Brexit Land' is called Boris; due to the despot immigration policy Becker is now not allowed on the 'Brexit Land' shores; of the notion there's only one Boris and ex-tennis champion are confusingly not on the immigration point-system.  Before the web, all cartoon spiders were called Boris..  this entity is an altogether different cartoon of his own making; the Eton mess is merely a blonde bird nest of anecdotes, who moves from gaff to gaff and believes 'Brexit Land' is an extended Eton... no surprise, he's made a mess.

Permanently looking sheepish, he's due to pop up at some point armed with a 'Dad's Army' tin hat and a recipe of an Eton mess for Jean-Claude Juncker to lap up... that's if of course the canine hasn't turned into a pool of water under the extreme heat of 'EU' warming and internally combustion due to 'Mickey Mouse' so far not triggering a specified 'numerical article.' Perish the thought, naturally, the 'EU' RSPCA enforcers plus the faceless 'EU'militia, would be onto the blonde bird's nest like a tonne of cuckoo excrement; speed and dot dashing through the Eton mess... yet making more of a mess. Extravagantly skidding around the corners of the European Parliament disturbing yet more of Martin Schultz's hives... Namely 'Article 49' which will descend 'Brexit Land' into a plethora of archipelagos; the result of residing under a Juncker black cloud for a decade or more. Not good for the worker bees of the knowledge Gross Domestic Pollination may dip off the scale of national Credit Agency Grading.... imagine if it was triple: 'ZZZ!' The land of zzzzzzzzzzs.... whereby 'Brexit Land' couldn't secure a loan from a cheese moon and where would we be then? Living in an Eton mess of national proportions that's what.

Disneyland from across the pond and Paris soon may be worried about being out-disney-ed. Ev-ent-ual-ly, the cartoon contagion may spread it's 'Mickey Mouse' politics across the continent and over the pond in November, whereby the blonde bird's nest mark two makes his mark too. Donald's tusk is alarmed at Donald's trump; notably, the trump reverberates division and unity at regular intervals, leaving the tusk beyond timorous - progressively trigger 'Article 50' happy - albeit, that's a job for 'Mickey Mouse.' Apprehension has gripped the cartoons, to the extent, Jean-Claude Juncker's gnashes are frothing; he's barking madly about imposing a ban on 'EU' officials from holding clandestine talks with 'Brexiteers' - the turkey's who voted for Christmas. Rumours circulate Jeremy Hunt the 'Pluto' of negotiation has enthusiastically called for 'Brexit Land' to become 'Norway Plus One' - putting a nation's sovereignty in question... you probably recall, 'Pluto's' witticism is renown among the health industry. Each hilarious meeting ended with a hiatus of four months... the amount of time to heal splitting sides - Hunt is definitely 'Mickey Mouse' material and is proficient in making an Eton mess.

Ahhem...the cartoon continues.... This national oscillation is slapstick thespianism and the world's watching for free; now birds fly upside down in protest and Donald Duck is spitting feathers.

I'm certain by addressing the right-wing activist via with a Disney mindset they'll melt into a pool of fury, hence, I recommend it. Sadly, we're left with a foreign culture - full of hatred, that'll create deeper divisions. Logic lost one battle, but hasn't lost the war... there's always answers, it is embedded within sovereignty, thus, the dust has got to settle initially; when it does, consider this: it is an era for articulation. Find terms to form an association with a strong will and common force. Defend, and protect the person and goods of each associate. And through the new-found association (s) each individual. developed nation in a bid to unite all, super capitalism can be super, it has zero motives and is not discriminating. Obeying national sovereignty terms and continuing to be free as before proves modern democracy is thriving.